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Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.104)
2012/05/23 13:46:29
bapu
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
2012/05/23 13:47:31
bapu
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
2012/05/23 13:48:14
Old55
I don't have a middle name. Either I was in trouble all the time--or I wasn't. Probably was.
2012/05/23 13:48:48
bapu
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
2012/05/23 13:50:16
bapu
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
2012/05/23 13:51:18
bapu
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
2012/05/23 13:52:21
bapu
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
2012/05/23 13:54:06
bapu
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
2012/05/23 13:55:08
bapu
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
2012/05/23 13:56:11
bapu
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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