Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day.

2012/05/23 19:26:07

Thank you kind sir

2012/05/23 19:27:59

bapu

SteveStrummerUK

Can you believe my feckin' neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 this morning?!

2:30 AM!!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my geetar...

LMAO!!!!

2012/05/23 19:30:20

Jonbouy

Funnily enough a neighbour was desperately rapping on my door when I was playing.

I answered and he said this isn't the right time to be playing drums.

I said too right, that was far too fast for what I was playing.

2012/05/23 19:30:36

SteveStrummerUK

And speaking of my neighbours, over the past week, I've noticed a chinese bloke in a suit and bowler hat mow their lawn, trim their hedge and paint their garage door.

He must be their odd job man.

2012/05/23 19:33:41

SteveStrummerUK

Being a Scarecrow isnt the best job I've ever had.....

But hay, its in my jeans.

2012/05/23 19:36:56

Jonbouy

SteveStrummerUK

Being a Scarecrow isnt the best job I've ever had.....

But hay, its in my jeans.

That's funny, I wanted to be a scarecrow too.

But I became a landscape artist after I drew the short straw.

2012/05/23 19:37:17

SteveStrummerUK

Aston Villa have decided to retire Row Z at Villa Park in honour of Emile Heskey

2012/05/23 19:45:39

daryl1968

SteveStrummerUK

Aston Villa have decided to retire Row Z at Villa Park in honour of Emile Heskey

where's the like button?

2012/05/23 20:04:38

SteveStrummerUK

They say lightning never strikes in the same place twice....

Well, that's not exactly true.

Yesterday I was stood at the bus stop when I got kicked in the bollocks twice after saying "Hey, you were that ugly one on Gladiators"

2012/05/23 20:32:19

SteveStrummerUK

Apparently, Emile Heskey has been reading all these nasty things I've been saying about him and he's out to get me.

But don't worry, Straummy will be fine...

I've disguised myself as a goal.

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