I came home from the pub four hours late last night.

"Where the hell have you been?" screamed my wife.

I said "I've been playing poker with some blokes down the boozer"

"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"

"So can you," I said, "This isn't our house anymore"

I was stood next to a blonde in the pub last night.

"Can I buy you a drink?" I winked.

"You've got a wedding ring on," she replied.

"I know," I said, "but my marriage is on the rocks, my wife is a horrible woman and I'm filing for divorce."

"Really? Does she know?" she asked.

"I think so," I replied, turning around. "Look - she's started crying."

Strummy - you make me proud to be from the Midlands. Promise we can go for a pint when I get back to blighty.

My parents moved three times when I was a kid..... but I always managed to find them.

musicman100


My parents moved three times when I was a kid..... but I always managed to find them.

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Stop it - this thread's not meant to be funny

What is this funny you speak of?

exactly

oooh page 42 - I like it in here - nice carpet - it goes with the curtains

Should we put up our classy posters like this one now?

Please. It's sure to curry up the joint.