UbiquitousBubba
Recent studies seem to indicate that wearing a bunny hat does not, in fact, convince anyone that you are a bunny.  The obvious exception would be if you were already a bunny.  In that case, the bunny hat might appear somewhat unnecessary.
 
I need a better disguise.

Or do bunnies wear human hats?  

 

 
 

 
 

(picks up moose hat by the antlers)
 
This should work.  I'm sure no one in the conference room can recognize me now...

Marn FSFers

Morning Big B!!
 
What's the good werd for the day?

Morning MM!!
 Welcome back to this.....this....this.........
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By the way, I used a relatively unknown program called the "Internet Look-ahead machine" to take a sneak peek at page 988 and, apparently, we still won't have anything worthwhile to post then either...
 
(Page 992, however, does include a bad word that the moderators apparently overlooked so there is that to look forward to.)

So, there is hope?