Hey hey hey....it's MONDAAAAAY!!!
 
Greetings all!!

Whew!!
 
Monday is over with.......didn't know how serious my case was.

Over?  Mine feels like it's just starting...

It's mourning. I Am not a mourning person. I hate getting up early in the mourning. Some have tried to convince me that I'm not using that word correctly and that the early part of the day is actually called, "Morning." 
 
I'm sipping coffee and thinking that I was right. 

So you are sojourning in the mourning?

I'm a bike this mourning. I'm too tired. 
 
See? That's pathetic. I know that. I know it, but I have only few neurons twitching right now and frankly, they're not happy about it. 
 
My eyes can't be bothered to focus, my head has decided it would rather fall on my desk, and this coffee only works if it's applied externally. I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very tired. 
 
To make things worse, there's a great big ball of fire in the sky and everyone is acting like that's normal. Yeah, right! Wait, there's more. There are happy people walking around the office wishing everyone a good mourning and exuding cheer.
 
It's a daymare. 

This would make great reality show: Bubba's World in Light Years

Bubba...Reality.
 
One of these things is not like the other. 

Well the actual filming of the show would be reality, but Bubba's World would be.........or not 2B?