jbow
I forgot to take my meds... BRB.

Karyn
When was it first levated?

Karyn
I forgot to take your becan...  BRB

jbow
I think I have an over active blabber. I saw a commercial about it.

• Abdominal Pain of Absolutely No Significance - as in why come to the ER type of pain.
• Acute Evaluation Syndrome - nursing home patients sent to the ER "to be evaluated".
• Acute Exacerbation of Chronic Nonsense - self explanatory.
• Acute Lead Poisoning - gunshot wound.
• Acute Footie Sock Deficiency - provided by a Facebook reader without explanation. I assume it means nasty feet.
• Acute Hygienic Arrest - really bad cases of body odor.
• Anal Glaucoma - can't see my ass coming to work today.
• Arrestogenic Shock - sudden life threatening illness caused by getting arrested.

Mesh

jbow
I doo think I figured out how BahPoo uses depends though ... I had a relevation.

That my friend is NOT a revelation.
 
It's a complete disaster from beginning to Ed.

• Callbellectomy - removing the call light from call light abusers.
• Canckles - calf and ankle are one and the same.
• Cell Phone Sign - indicates the patient is not really that sick
• Cell-ulitis - getting sick right before getting arrested.
• Cephaloanal Confusion - can't tell the ass from the head.
• Cephaloanal Inversion - head and ass are reversed.
• Chacne - chest acne.
• Chandelier Sign - jumping off the bed to belly palpation, seen with extreme pain.
• Chartomegally - when the patient is in the hospital so long the chart becomes massive.
• Cheeto Sign - having nausea and evidence of Cheeto dust at the same time.
• ChlamydaherpasyphilAIDS - has all the STDs from sleeping around with the whole football team.
• Crapacardia - a bad EKG that needs to be repeated.
• Craniorectal Inversion - self explanatory.
• Cultural traits precluding diagnosis - when the symptoms only make sense if you are a member of the patient's culture.
• Cyberchondria - worrying about all the worst possibilities after reading the internet.