Mesh
.....more....
 
 

• Callbellectomy - removing the call light from call light abusers.
• Canckles - calf and ankle are one and the same.
• Cell Phone Sign - indicates the patient is not really that sick
• Cell-ulitis - getting sick right before getting arrested.
• Cephaloanal Confusion - can't tell the ass from the head.
• Cephaloanal Inversion - head and ass are reversed.
• Chacne - chest acne.
• Chandelier Sign - jumping off the bed to belly palpation, seen with extreme pain.
• Chartomegally - when the patient is in the hospital so long the chart becomes massive.
• Cheeto Sign - having nausea and evidence of Cheeto dust at the same time.
• ChlamydaherpasyphilAIDS - has all the STDs from sleeping around with the whole football team.
• Crapacardia - a bad EKG that needs to be repeated.
• Craniorectal Inversion - self explanatory.
• Cultural traits precluding diagnosis - when the symptoms only make sense if you are a member of the patient's culture.
• Cyberchondria - worrying about all the worst possibilities after reading the internet.

Barium : what you do with patients who have died
Wallet Biopsy : Usually performed prior to the tissue biopsy
Cranio-rectal fistula : causes CIB/'crap in brain' syndrome
Brain Salad Surgery : album recorded by super-group Emerson Lake and Palmer in the 1970's
Chandelier sign : when a patient with PID (pelvic inflammatory disease) levitates suddenly to the ceiling of the examining room ceiling during pelvic exam and gets hung up on the overhead light fixture
PID : Pus in 'dere
 

Mesh

bapu
I can't remember if I suffer from memory loss.

Don't even think about it.......just forget it.

Reminds me of a song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXERHsuIyUQ

Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

BTW... that (the answer to the current question) edit: see below.
I am a rock. I am an island.
 
 It is near Baaahh Stuhn.. roight? I've never been to Baahston but my wife had to attend a seminar there. She said the lobster is cheap and good but there is NO iced tea. Everyone drives as fast as possible with one hand (the other hand is used for flipping other drivers off) on streets that are too narrow before the cars were parked on them, all while yelling things about your mom. Of course, this was the late 80s, I'm sure everything is different now.
 
>>>>>NAH... I changed my mind. I can do that. It is Dorr-chester for me.

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

Mesh

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

that was a PEARL of wisdom

Ham N Egz

Mesh

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

that was a PEARL of wisdom

Better to speak up than clam up?

Mesh

Ham N Egz

Mesh

jbow
Oyster stew burned my tongue... who do I sue?

I would go directly to the source and sue the oyster.
 
HTH

that was a PEARL of wisdom

Better to speak up than clam up?

stop being so shelfish

Problem... I ate the oyster.
Problem 2... I was one post off the topper.