Just like Yes, Bert is always Goin' For The One
 

bapu
Just like McQ, Bert is always Goin' For The One
 

Raided
 

There can be only one.

Mesh

bapu
Just like Karyn, Bert is always Goin' For The Cake
 

Raided
 

Eaten...  

Speaking of cake.....I don't get the saying "you can't have your cake and eat it".....what's the point in having cake then?

And how can you eat cake you don't have?

 
Eat first. Ponder philosophical culinary questions later.

Now we're talking.........BECAN!!!!!

Mesh
Now we're talking.........BECAN!!!!!

I eat lunch kinda late out here in the Mojave desert, but only salad today!
 
 
 
 

Now that the cake is gone, we can ponder things properly.
 
Depending on one's view of time dimensions, one could say that the cake did not cease to exist, but rather, that it exists along a continuum along one or more dimensions of time. Therefore, it would be more accurate to say the cake will have always existed. One could also say that the cake's existence persists and one does not know if one can get off of this couch. 
 
Therefore, it is not only possible to have one's cake and eat it, too, it is inevitable. 
 
I think I'll just lie down for a while and groan.