If a drummer and a bass player fall off a building at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
(Mooch) Who cares?
 
What did the keyboard player say when the bass player asked him how to spell "Mississippi?"
"The river or the state?"
 
A little boy was complaining to his friend, "My mom won't let me watch public television anymore!"
"Why not?" his friend asked incredulously.
"Because it has too much sax and violins!!"
 
These jokes are so bad I can't Handel them.
They make me Lizstless.
They can be too Mendlesohm.
You'd better go out Bach and stay in Haydn.

Mesh
If a drummer and a bass player fall off a building at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
(Mooch) Who cares?
 
What did the keyboard player say when the bass player asked him how to spell "Mississippi?"
"The river or the state?"
 
A little boy was complaining to his friend, "My mom won't let me watch public television anymore!"
"Why not?" his friend asked incredulously.
"Because it has too much sax and violins!!"
 
These jokes are so bad I can't Handel them.
They make me Lizstless.
They can be too Mendlesohm.
You'd better go out Bach and stay in Haydn.

Give this guy the hook!

Bada boom.
 
wah wah wah.......

Q. Hear about the drummer that locked himself in the car?
 
Q. What does a vocalist do first thing in the morning?
A. go home.

...and seeeing Mesh, its hello to him
 

Mystic38
...and seeeing Mesh, its hello to him
 

Hey there Mystic!!
Long time no hear....how are ya?
 

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?  Took an hour to get the drummer out.
 

Mesh
If a drummer and a bass player fall off a building at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
(Mooch) Who cares?

Or, should you happen to care, the drummer lands first (because the bass player has to stop to ask for directions). 
 
 

I always keep a pair of drumsticks in the car so I can put them on the dash and park in the handicap spots.
 
What do you call a bass player in a three piece suit?  The defendant.
 
What did the drummer get on his SAT examine?  Drool.
 
What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth equally?  The drum riser is level.
 
What's the last thing a bass player says in a band?  "Hey guys, I have an idea for a song!"