Morning has broken
the birds are singing too
life's a small token
don't be flinging poo

Can you sleep on a park bench under an iPad?  Can you wipe your bum with one?  Can you wrap your fish and chips up in it?  Can you use it to make a Millwall Brick?  Can you fold it into a stylish hat, or pirate boat?  Can you add glue and make a papier maché mask?  Is it suitable as a cheap yet educational replacement for wallpaper?

NO!

Replacement for newspapers my eye.

ston
Can you sleep on a park bench under an iPad?  Can you wipe your bum with one?  Can you wrap your fish and chips up in it?  Can you use it to make a Millwall Brick?  Can you fold it into a stylish hat, or pirate boat?  Can you add glue and make a papier maché mask?  Is it suitable as a cheap yet educational replacement for wallpaper?

NO!

Replacement for newspapers my eye.

Exactly. Nor can you stuff it into a rusty hole in your 1986 Vauxhall Astra before smearing filler over it.

jamesg1213

ston
Can you sleep on a park bench under an iPad?  Can you wipe your bum with one?  Can you wrap your fish and chips up in it?  Can you use it to make a Millwall Brick?  Can you fold it into a stylish hat, or pirate boat?  Can you add glue and make a papier maché mask?  Is it suitable as a cheap yet educational replacement for wallpaper?

NO!

Replacement for newspapers my eye.

Exactly. Nor can you stuff it into a rusty hole in your 1986 Vauxhall Astra before smearing filler over it.

jamesg1213

ston
Can you sleep on a park bench under an iPad?  Can you wipe your bum with one?  Can you wrap your fish and chips up in it?  Can you use it to make a Millwall Brick?  Can you fold it into a stylish hat, or pirate boat?  Can you add glue and make a papier maché mask?  Is it suitable as a cheap yet educational replacement for wallpaper?

NO!

Replacement for newspapers my eye.

Exactly. Nor can you stuff it into a rusty hole in your 1986 Vauxhall Astra before smearing filler over it.

+2
Fantastic stuff for igniting a fire (fireplace, campfire, etc...).....try that with an iPad. 

This is looking to be the bottom of the barrel, not matter which position the post is at.

Hip hip Hooray!!
 
We march onwards........

First it's Monday...
Then it's Winter...
Great.
 
At least tomorrow is going to be good (as long as everyone remembers to send me presents that is!).

Happy Birthday Craig!!
 

Hi,
 
it's Tuesday ... let me play that song ... it's a bit early though, but still nice!

Mesh
Happy Birthday Craig!!
 

Thank you Mesh!
(I think...)