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SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Hello FSF.
 
I know I don't visit much, and I apologise for that, but could I ask a favour of you good old boys...
 
Could someone please explain to Jesse why this place exists?
 
Many thanks in advance
 
 
 
Stephen Q. Strummer (UK)

Two mush 'splainin' knot enuf thyme.
 
Bapu Q. Bapu
 

 
 
Meanwhile....
 
Has anyone else seen the latest offering from Ernő Rubik?
 
It's a devilishly difficult-to-solve 3D manipulation puzzle called the "Rubik Penis".
 
Apparently, so fiendishly elusive is the solution, many have been heard to remark that the more one plays with it, the harder it seems to get.
 
 
 

SteveStrummerUK
Could someone please explain to Jesse why this place exists?
 

Whoops, forgot to do this!  Ok, here goes:
 
Jesse, are you familiar with Twitter?  Well, this thread is just like that (or, at least it rhymes with Twitter).  So, whenever you give a tweet (or something that sounds similar), you're supposed to do it in this cesspool instead of in every room of the Coffee House.
 
HTH. 

 
 
Damned you craigb (ITIYRN)....
 
I pop in briefly to requisite a small favour and express a smidgeon of cocky humour - thereby inadvertently re-subscribing to this foetid pile of steaming malodorous detritus - and my email Inbox is now full of notifications of your quick-fire multiplicity of unfunny epistles.
 
Only kidding...
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'd already unsubscribed