BobF
Bob, evacuate your house immediately and call the local HazMat team.
Find the nearest decontamination kiosk, rinse thoroughly, and see your doctor a.s.a.p.
You might want to alert the neighbors too.
If you live in the States I might suggest calling Homeland Security, I don't think Apple will be able to help you with that pie.
On the other hand, I hope you didn't stuff Wookie into the crust. I thought he was a right fine fella and did not deserve that.
Jesse Q. Screed