Zargg71
What do you do if they do come back? Is the hunting over? Do you set them free again, only to hunt them if they do not come back? This was confusing...

This has been forwarded to the head of our R&D Dept., and the Bird Bert Police will answer all your questions.
 
In the mean time, down a few jars & chat up a few birds.

I am downing a few as I write, but I get less and less chatty Could be that the one bird I have to chat with is down with the flu, and even my smoothest passes is just scuffed away
Could it be me???

It's been 27 years, 17 days, and 41 minutes sense I stole my last newspaper. Those were the days ...those were the days 

Zargg71
I am downing a few as I write, but I get less and less chatty Could be that the one bird I have to chat with is down with the flu, and even my smoothest passes is just scuffed away
Could it be me???

Nothing of the sort....

Just a tip.......the bird also needs to down a few jars........for best results.  

Mesh

Zargg71
I am downing a few as I write, but I get less and less chatty Could be that the one bird I have to chat with is down with the flu, and even my smoothest passes is just scuffed away
Could it be me???

Nothing of the sort....

Just a tip.......the bird also needs to down a few jars........for best results.  

Aaaahhh. So what you are saying is that i should share?? Could be worth a try, if nothing more as an experiment

I suppose you were not talking about the birds flying around? That would be quite a bit of work to collect them, and then get them drunk..
 

Zargg71
I suppose you were not talking about the birds flying around? That would be quite a bit of work to collect them, and then get them drunk..
 

From what I'm drinkin here (hiccup), I see a lot birdies a drinkin with moi........they just gather around like a flock of seagulls.....  

Hi,
 
TL;DR...

bapu
I'm a hooter you're a hooter, we're all hooters on this bus.

I'm game for an evening at one of those places for dinner or lunch!
 
It's always fun to look, no?
 
The one in Portland here near us on Jantzen Beach, is the biggest pickup spot in town ... over the years at Charter, at least 3 folks have mated and even gotten children ... 
 
Fun times, I guess!

Did you hear about the toy Yoda lawsuit?  The owner of hooters gave a speech saying that the winner of a contest was going to get a new toyota. At the award ceremony,  this beautiful blonde gets up on the stage all excited. Well he pulls out a Yoda doll and says *congratulations,  here's you'new toy Yoda*!  She sued.  You should have seen her face, she was not happy. 😯