"Pass the duct tape and the bailing wire. I've got the troll doll and the rusty bicycle chain. Come on, people. These TOTP trophies aren't going to make themselves. Where is Johnson with that block of Limburger cheese? How are we supposed to finish this hideous thing without all of our supplies? Look, I know that we have been working around the clock to keep up with the demand. Have you seen the length of this Fred? No, not Fred in Accounting, although he's pretty tall. Fortunately, none of the people winning this award are likely to realize that there's a delay in receiving their trophies. Let's just finish this one and have Kirby in Shipping stuff it in that large green dumpster out back. He can use it to ship this guy all of his at one time and fewer of our people will have to get Tetanus shots."

craigb
I'm so glad the forum powers that be don't hand out some stupid looking trophy for getting a TOTP, I don't know where I'd put them! 

From 'The Garden of Allah'
 
"Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night
No shame, no solution
No remorse, no retribution
Just people selling T-shirts
Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus
And winning, winning, winning"
 
Love this tune ...
 

Carry on the good fight, I've got another out-of-town side job today and will be back tomorrow!  To make up for not being able to post, I tend to write random notes and put them on the doors of others in my motel.  The "lost python" one seemed to become a hot topic...

MESH?????????????????
 
me:
chicken fried steak with white gravy, mexican corn, cuke and tomato salad, big glass of water

Which reminds me, Can I buy stock in this FSF thingy?

Ham N Egz
MESH?????????????????
 
me:
chicken fried steak with white gravy, mexican corn, cuke and tomato salad, big glass of water

My man Georgie!!
 
I hadz me a eye talian sub with all them fixuns.......(ate only 1/2).......way too much for 1 meal.
 
This was me desert:
 

bayoubill
Which reminds me, Can I buy stock in this FSF thingy?

You know, there's always going to be a price to pay for this......lock, stock, & barrel.

Mesh, them damn elves are hella good at desserts
 
now I got to go practice scales on my 8 string lulz