Zargg71
Sorry for jumping in here, and just brain farting out loud, but how about "Sad but true" (Metallica) in a funky, bluesy kind of way? Down tempo...
Should sum this experiment up nicely

Edit: The title, not the lyrics
That's probably my favourite song on the Black album and haven't played it in years. I certainly won't mind doing that, but not sure if that's everyone's cup of tea. We just have such an eclectic bunch here....
BTW the BPM on that song is around 90, and if that's slowed even more........it'll be a death march.....sad, but true.