It's Monday???  To heck with this!  I'm going back to sleep.  Wake me up when it's Tuesday!  

I don't know if anyone else has noticed this and I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but there's a great big ball of fire in the sky. No, really. Fire. Yes, in the sky. 
 
Everyone just keeps scurrying around, pretending that everything is normal, even though there's a big ball of fire just floating in the sky. This time, I know I'm not imagining it. No one wants to admit it, but I know that other people saw it this morning. Thanks to Daylight Savings Time, my normal serene morning commute was blown to smithereens by flaming daylight. With absolutely no ability to defend themselves from the hideous glare, drivers stopped on the Interstate, cried for their mommies, and lost what little intelligence they had left. 
 
Human beings obviously lack the technology or intellect to construct wearable devices that might shield their eyes from this blazing monstrosity. It's time we faced the inevitable. The surface of this planet is incompatible with human life. It's time to go underground, folks. Since human beings cannot possibly deal with this threat, surrender is our best option. 
 
Of course, before you go, please move your car off of the road. I mean, that's just common courtesy. Oh, and don't come out until I call, okay? I'll be sure to let you know when the surface is ready for your return. In the meantime, if you hear something from above that sounds like a minivan pushing 140 mph, just ignore it. 
 
You're welcome.

I wear my sunglasses at night.....never thought about that goodness gracious, great balls of fire....

I'm COLD!!
Good evening by the way

We've had something round, yellow and looks like it could be made of fire as well today.. I did as Mesh and wore sunglasses.
Could it be the same thing???

UbiquitousBubba
I don't know if anyone else has noticed this and I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but there's a great big ball of fire in the sky. No, really. Fire. Yes, in the sky. 
 
Everyone just keeps scurrying around, pretending that everything is normal, even though there's a big ball of fire just floating in the sky. This time, I know I'm not imagining it. No one wants to admit it, but I know that other people saw it this morning. Thanks to Daylight Savings Time, my normal serene morning commute was blown to smithereens by flaming daylight. With absolutely no ability to defend themselves from the hideous glare, drivers stopped on the Interstate, cried for their mommies, and lost what little intelligence they had left. 
 
Human beings obviously lack the technology or intellect to construct wearable devices that might shield their eyes from this blazing monstrosity. It's time we faced the inevitable. The surface of this planet is incompatible with human life. It's time to go underground, folks. Since human beings cannot possibly deal with this threat, surrender is our best option. 
 
Of course, before you go, please move your car off of the road. I mean, that's just common courtesy. Oh, and don't come out until I call, okay? I'll be sure to let you know when the surface is ready for your return. In the meantime, if you hear something from above that sounds like a minivan pushing 140 mph, just ignore it. 
 
You're welcome.

I was riiiiight with ya, until that bit about a minivan going 140 mph.  That's just too out there.

This FSF is still kicking
 
 
 
 
 
and screaming
 
 
 
 
 
all the way.........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
down the terlit.

Zargg
We've had something round, yellow and looks like it could be made of fire as well today.. I did as Mesh and wore sunglasses.
Could it be the same thing???

Whew!!
For a moment, I thought you were talking about yellow snow....

Mellow Yellow?

UbiquitousBubba
I don't know if anyone else has noticed this and I'm sure I've mentioned it before, but there's a great big ball of fire in the sky. No, really. Fire. Yes, in the sky. 
 
Everyone just keeps scurrying around, pretending that everything is normal, even though there's a big ball of fire just floating in the sky. This time, I know I'm not imagining it. No one wants to admit it, but I know that other people saw it this morning. Thanks to Daylight Savings Time, my normal serene morning commute was blown to smithereens by flaming daylight. With absolutely no ability to defend themselves from the hideous glare, drivers stopped on the Interstate, cried for their mommies, and lost what little intelligence they had left. 
 
Human beings obviously lack the technology or intellect to construct wearable devices that might shield their eyes from this blazing monstrosity. It's time we faced the inevitable. The surface of this planet is incompatible with human life. It's time to go underground, folks. Since human beings cannot possibly deal with this threat, surrender is our best option. 
 
Of course, before you go, please move your car off of the road. I mean, that's just common courtesy. Oh, and don't come out until I call, okay? I'll be sure to let you know when the surface is ready for your return. In the meantime, if you hear something from above that sounds like a minivan pushing 140 mph, just ignore it. 
 
You're welcome.

Some people aren't bright enough and should only live on the east side of their workplace. Unfortunately there isn't enough room for all of them on that side.