I'm usually in the common outhouse, but that never stop me from drinking.

The Wizard of Bazz?
 
 

Mesh
The Wizard of Bazz?
 
 

So that's Bapu's bass, and the outfit he uses when playing?

Zargg

Mesh
The Wizard of Bazz?
 
 

So that's Bapu's bass, and the outfit he uses when playing?

I sure wish it was so...........but, I'm afraid (very afraid) it's not so .
(click on the link at your own risk)...
http://forum.cakewalk.com/Sonnox-Sale-m3506981.aspx (post #26)
 

UbiquitousBubba

drewfx1

UbiquitousBubba
Some scientists and philosophers theorize that the choices we make split reality into multiple universes for each possible decision. 

Interestingly, this necessitates the violation of the conservation of mass and energy as for every decision point a new copy of mass and energy is created out of nothing.
 
Of course time travel causes the same problem if one exists at two points in time. I thought I'd throw that out there so you could ask someone from the (alternative) future(s) what the solution to this is.

Oddly enough, there's a sentient coffee mug named Glubnard on my desk who just happens to be from another universe. I asked him about this issue and here's what he had to say.
 
"Bless your heart. Are you seriously suggesting that humans have the ability to create entire universes merely by making a choice?"
 
I left to get some paper towels to clean up a sudden spill. When I returned, he was still laughing.
 
"...no, I think I'll wear a blue shirt. POOF! That's hilarious. That's almost as funny as your lame attempt to comprehend string theory, dark matter, or progressive rock. Humans! You've got to be the dumbest creatures ever to infect the universe, bless your hearts."
 
He probably had more to say, but I created another universe by dropping him in a garbage can. This universe is much quieter.
 

Does Glubnard prefer hot or cold contents?

He's very picky. Coffee should be black, with no sugar, creamer, tofu, kale, or whatever other nonsense hipsters are adding and it must be served hot enough to drink without scalding the top 6 layers off of your tongue. Tea messes with the coffee flavor, so it must be extra strong and the flavor must be either English Breakfast or Earl Grey. Glubnard does not tolerate cold beverages. If he's going to serve water, it must be hot. Yes, he knows that's weird, but that's the way it has to be. 
 
In addition, in the event that one sips some coffee while eating a peanut butter cheese sandwich, Glubnard insists that excess peanut butter residue must be wiped off of his rim at once. He can be quite insufferable when one ignores his demands.
 
That reminds me. I need a refill to go with this sandwich.

This Glubnard seems even more insufferable than Bing The Berciless from Grzylrg.

Maybe they are twins separated at conception?
 

Mesh

I don't understand it, but I like it.