• Coffee House
  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.69)
2012/05/17 14:42:48
SteveStrummerUK
 
I can tell a lot about a woman just by looking at her hands.

 
 
 
If they're around my throat, I know I've pissed on the toilet seat again.
 
 
2012/05/17 14:43:29
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


 
I can tell a lot about a woman just by looking at her hands.

 
 
 
If they're around my throat, I know I've pissed on the toilet seat again.
 
 

LSHTSCOMN
2012/05/17 14:46:48
bapu



Remember when 5000 separated us?


That was so last week.
2012/05/17 14:47:53
bapu
Long live the Souper Fred!!!!
2012/05/17 14:49:29
craigb
Yes, but notice he has a location so he's not as flexible.
2012/05/17 14:52:01
SteveStrummerUK

I'm not saying I'm lazy, but I want a job at the North Korean Passport Application Centre.

2012/05/17 14:52:54
bapu
Page 24 is HERE baby.

See how the simple things amuze me?
2012/05/17 14:53:52
SteveStrummerUK
I'm absolutely



 
 

useless at






one liners
 
 
2012/05/17 15:02:44
SteveStrummerUK

I was on a date with a Thai girl the other night.

"What you prefer" she asked me, "ugly and big penis, or handsome and small one?"

"Actually" I said, "I'd prefer you just didn't have one"

2012/05/17 15:06:49
Ham N Egz
Strummy will be appearing here through next Thursday, with two shows nightly, and a matt-in-nay on Sunday....
 
 
 
4 drink minimum please
 
 
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