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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.74)
2012/05/17 17:02:48
daryl1968
paulo


daryl1968


paulo


Old55


Kind of like that alien in that sci-fi movie--I can't think of the name. 


Planet of the Apes ?


Daryl likes monkeys.


I like monkeys





ah - look, it's got heart shaped arse
2012/05/17 17:03:24
Ham N Egz
. I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said,
"Don't I know you?
2012/05/17 17:03:36
SteveStrummerUK

Daryl, is it just monkeys you like?


Or primates in general?
2012/05/17 17:06:59
Ham N Egz
A guy walks into a bar with a duck under one arm, and an alembic bass on the other and says:


Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
2012/05/17 17:08:15
Ham N Egz
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
2012/05/17 17:09:23
Ham N Egz
If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?
2012/05/17 17:11:10
Ham N Egz
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of
sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."
2012/05/17 17:13:34
Ham N Egz
In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often
I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a
woman in Madagascar. She said, "Cut it out
2012/05/17 17:14:43
daryl1968
SteveStrummerUK


Daryl, is it just monkeys you like?


Or primates in general?

well, Strummy, it's funny you should ask. Primates consists of Simians (monkeys) and Prosimians (Lemurs, bushbabies and tarsiers). If I had to make a choice I would have to say Simians.
 
 
But now I feel bad for those little Lemurs like off of Madagascar - you got to move it move it
2012/05/17 17:15:07
Ham N Egz
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it.

Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
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