Old55


Oh, here I thought it was gazoomba season.

They're big around here.


Ripe for pickin' I've heard.

Earlier in the restaurant, I couldn't finish all my food so the waitress asked me, "Excuse me sir, do you wanna box for that?"


"No, but I'll arm-wrestle you for it" I replied

SteveStrummerUK


Earlier in the restaurant, I couldn't finish all my food so the waitress asked me, "Excuse me sir, do you wanna box for that?"


"No, but I'll arm-wrestle you for it" I replied

I see what you did there. You juxtapositioned boxing and arm wrestling in a way to make me smile.


It worked.

You know what I hate?

When people ring my doorbell to tell me a knock knock joke.

Duh.

Drew, I agree. Ring Ring jokes are much funnier.

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "About 1,500." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

 graphics removed because it was 2 grapgic..

Slight Fred Name Change - long overdue.

NSFW?

Best use of the word 'Juxtapositioned' ever....

I think it should appear in this page's title
 
 
 
[smugly patronizing]"Well done!"[/smugly patronizing]
John ~ 2012