Wayfarer
I remember when that used to actually work!
Yeah me too . I remember it just like it was yesterday .
I was worried about getting drafted , going to War and not having any more opportunities to play Stairway To Heaven on date night .
Those were the days my friend ....
Wayfarer
The women my own age nowadays only say they want to hear you play to be polite.
I get that ...at least the women you know are being polite too you .
The women my own age start doing hand gestures that kinda look like signing ...
Since I don't know how to read sign language, I find it rather odd when they take out their hearing aid and tell me it is now OK for me to start playing my guitar .
Wayfarer
What they really want is to see is your bank book.
true dat
First I warm them up by going shopping with them for new pantyhose that is toe jam & claw resistant ....
Then I take them out to a nice restaurant and order a pizza topped with Italian sausage, artichoke hearts, cherry tomatoes, black olives & basil.
( Sounds so tasty and good James I had to use it )When the topic of my bank book comes up I ask the waiter for the check . While he or she is going to get it ,
I excuse myself from the table , make a mad dash for the bathroom and climb out the window ....
Kenny