Geeesh what's the world coming to when a man's pizza eating habits are called into question as a reflection of his character. Should we make a chart up?
Knife and Fork- Properly proper.
Folded in Half- Takes the easy way out
Licks the topping off first- Goes for the good stuff and doesn't care about anything else.
Doesn't eat the crust- Can't stay in the game when things get tough.
Eats only the crust- A very single minded chap who misses important details.
Flings toppings off in public- Possibly an unstable individual *
unless anchovies are involved*. Otherwise seek therapy immediately.
Holds pizza in hand and eats one bite at a time- This is considered normal by a few people who haven't been classified as normal.
Forces pizza into pie hole faster than you can blink- A candidate for future health concerns. Prolonged exposure to pizza might be threatening.