That all sounds like goats in a wind tunnel, man.
Glad yer good.
Maybe you should consider moving up here away from all those nasty quakes and fires. It's wicked safe here! I mean if you're outside for too long during a not insignificant chunk of the year you'll freeze to death and perhaps not be found until spring but aside from that it's totally safe!
In the meantime remember... fighting fire with fire doesn't actually work.
Gasoline... less so.
lurvs u ed
;-)