The WORST question the wife can ask (there is no right answer, you can only deflect) ... Question:
"Do I look that fat"? Referring to some other woman walking by.... You cannot say, "No honey you are not that fat". You cannot even say no and certainly not yes... you can only say, "you are not fat at all", unless of course she is overweight... in that case you are screwed, there is no right answer. Just pretend you didn't hear it or pretend to get a text message.. anything... pretend to have a heart attack or something.
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