Mini elephants

2012/08/26 15:09:38

sharke

You would think that, by now, they would have bred miniature elephants and people would be keeping them as pets. Does anyone else feel a little cheated in this respect?

2012/08/26 15:14:59

djwayne

I dunno. I saw elephants at the circus pooping and peeing all over the place with no warning, not so sure I'd want a mini elephant pooping and peeing all over my house.

2012/08/26 15:44:15

sharke

I envision some kind of elephant litter tray and a preliminary course of house training.

2012/08/26 15:53:29

djwayne

I dunno, the elephants I seen would be just walking around then all of a sudden "Splat !!"

Nope, no mini elephants for me !!

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2012/08/26 16:26:06

sharke

The breeder would obviously have to select for poop-control.