Hang on.  I lost a ferret somewhere.  Nobody move.  It's armed.

This could go horribly wrong...

Just woke up and The Lovely Lady is stuck to ceiling, my hand is all sticky and smells like Dr. Pepper and I now have a craving for onions. And I simply DO NOT remember bringing a staple gun to bed.

Weird dreams I tells ya.

[speaking to a masked ferret]

What do you mean, you want paid?  You disappeared in the middle of the op!  I had to cover for you.  Where were you?

[high pitched squeaking]

You recorded over Bapu's vocal tracks?

[high pitched squeaking]

Improvement?  I don't know.  I'm sure it was better than Yoko.  That's a pretty low bar you've set for yourself there. 

[angry high pitched squeaking]

Look, if you want Mooch to pay you, you'll have to take that up with him.  Now, what do you say you untie me and let me out of the trunk?

[cackling high pitched squeaking...]

3 more days of being single for me 

Mooch4056


3 more days of being single for me 

Have you been fitted for a ball and chain yet?

I hope Mooch shows up at the airport Southwest Baggage Claim at 1:30PM.

I'm so excited to meet Joe.

Ground troops have been alerted.  The Mayor's dusted off the evacuation plans.  The Governor's planning to just jail himself to save everyone time.  Vendors are preparing for record sales of Chicago Dogs.  The River's been left alone.  No one really wants to deal with that.  Top scientists at Fermi Lab have prepared their particle accelerator for the "Bachelor Party".  Com Ed executives have cleared the way for the pool party in the "Special Pool" at the Zion Nuclear Reactor.

We're on Lockdown, people!

Will Mooch Conquistador have the web cam set up again? This could be fun.