2012/08/18 20:13:30
space_cowboy
young boy "mommy when i grow up I wanna be a musician!"

Mother "well son you are going to have to chose.  you cant do both."

next?
2012/08/18 20:22:27
daryl1968
My mate left his accordian on the back seat of his unlocked car the other day

when he came back he had 2 accordians
2012/08/18 21:25:25
jbow
How do you get a musician off your porch?

Pay for the pizza.
2012/08/18 21:27:25
space_cowboy
2012/08/18 21:28:50
space_cowboy
i miss the far side

and firesign theater
2012/08/18 21:43:41
bapu
I suppose the firesign theater is now on the far side.

Serendipity.

2012/08/18 22:37:30
craigb
What did the drummer get on his SAT test?

Drool.
2012/08/18 22:39:50
craigb
2012/08/18 23:18:21
Marcus Curtis
Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They won't touch anything electric.
Q: How do you make a banjo players car more aerodynamic?
A: Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof.
Q: What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?
A: The bull has the horns in front and the ass in the back.
Q: How do you know it's a singer at the door?
A: He doesn't know when to come in.

A guy walks into a fingerstyle guitar convention, picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of fingerstlye guitarist onlookers.

"What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked.

"EADGBE" he replies.
2012/08/18 23:28:52
Marcus Curtis
[color=#800000 size=3 font="comic sans ms"]Q:[size=3 font="comic sans ms"] What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
A:[size=3 font="comic sans ms"] The CD will eventually mature and make money.

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