bapu


I suppose the firesign theater is now on the far side.

Serendipity.

One of them, anyway!
 
Just got their license plate frame to put on my car ... and ... bummer ... the bumper sticker is wong! It says bus, but I have a car, not a bus!

craigb


I always carry a pair of drumsticks in my car.  If I can't find a decent parking spot, I just throw them on the dash and use a handicap spot.

As do I ... and every favorite song on the stereo gets the snare drum treatment on my steering wheel!

How do you get two trumpet players to play in tune?




shoot one of them. 

Q. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine?

A. A flat minor

Q. What do you get if you drop a piano in a military base?

A. A flat major

What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
The chain saw has greater dynamic range

Q: What is the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who can play accordian but chooses not to.

how many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 - five.
   one to do it, and four to say "I can do that, but faster!"

This one is cool!

I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a
rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making
mistakes.
“When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the professor
conducting us sneered, “they give you a couple of sticks,
put you in the back, and call you a percussionist.”
A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re too dumb to
hang on to both sticks, they take one away, put you in the
front, and call you a conductor.”

ProjectM


This one is cool!

I was a percussion major when I was in college, and during a
rehearsal of the student orchestra, my section kept making
mistakes.
“When you’re too dumb to play anything,” the professor
conducting us sneered, “they give you a couple of sticks,
put you in the back, and call you a percussionist.”
A friend next to me whispered, “And if you’re too dumb to
hang on to both sticks, they take one away, put you in the
front, and call you a conductor.”

HAHA!!! Good one!! 

Epitaph on a Blues singers headstone.

"I didn't wake up this morning!"

What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

A drummist and bassist were sitting in a car going nowhere.
They were both waiting for the other one to start.