2012/08/20 12:21:44
craigb
(My usual one - but it hasn't been posted in this thread yet, so...)

Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car?  It took over an hour to get the drummer out.
2012/08/20 16:32:44
dmbaer
Two tenors walked into a diner.  First tenor: "Do you want to get a table?".  Second tenor: "Nah, I'm more of a counter tenor."
2012/08/20 17:48:04
Ham N Egz
didnt we dew this in another thread somewhere in the olden daze???
I know, cause somebody stole my jokes....
2012/08/20 18:09:41
paulo
How do you turn a duck into a singer ?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
2012/08/20 18:34:19
paulo
What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummers arm?

A tattoo.
2012/08/20 18:35:26
Linear Phase
What do you get, when you drop a piano down a mine?



A flat minor
2012/08/20 18:36:36
paulo
What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a bassist?

The vacuum cleaner has to be plugged in to suck.
2012/08/20 18:59:08
Randy P
What's something a musician will never hear?

Bar Owner: Gee, you guys sound great, but could you turn it up?



Randy
2012/08/20 19:04:51
Jonbouy
There are no musician jokes.

All of them are true.
2012/08/20 19:05:58
Guitarhacker
musicman100


didnt we dew this in another thread somewhere in the olden daze???
I know, cause somebody stole my jokes....

yes, in fact, we did. But these days as I get older and older, the memory is shorter and shorter so these jokes, while vaguely familiar, are practically brand new. 
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