Didn't like it.
 
The trouble with not existing is that there's no becan.  Granted, there's not much of anything at that point, but the lack of becan is a problem. 
 
Non-existence isn't all bad, mind you.  There are large herds of unicorns.  The folks at the DMV are nice.  There's a distinct lack of politicians.
 
Still, that sense that everyone and everything you encounter is there only because they do not exist can be a bit sad.  Fortunately, there's a ton of mindless optimism floating around to make you feel better.  Not that you can, of course, since you don't exist.
 
That's one of the things that bothered me about not existing.  That, and the fact that there's no becan.  I think Hamlet could have cut to the chase much faster if he had asked, "To Be or Not to Be...Which one has Becan?"
 
So, it looks like the answer is, "To Be". 
 
Sorry to disappoint.

Is that for Real? or is it/am I non existent?

Tell me it aint so......

 Well since you decided to exist again, welcome back!

Here's a Reality Check you can perform in the safety of your own home/office/field/car/box.  Do you have becan?  If so, then you exist.  If not, then it's questionable.  If you can buy some becan, you're okay.  If not, you should look around and see if you're surrounded by unicorns and political promises that come true.

If you don't exist, don't be alarmed.  Lots of other folks have also not existed.  You can all hang out together.  You may not even notice your non-existence.  You can refer to yourselves as Existence Challenged.  If you don't exist, though, please let me know so I put your becan to good use.  I mean, since you don't exist, you won't mind, right?  Of course, it's difficult to send messages when you don't exist, so I'll just assume no one exists unless they tell me otherwise, usually when I'm pulling food out of their refrigerator. 

I must exist ABUNDANTLY, then!

[Note to self: Beagle and his refrigerator do exist.  Move on down the list...]

UbiquitousBubba


Here's a Reality Check you can perform in the safety of your own home/office/field/car/box.  Do you have becan?  If so, then you exist.  . 

  If you don't exist, though, please let me know so I put your becan to good use.  I mean, since you don't exist, you won't mind, right? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This is quite complex and complicating my non existing mind..........(now where's that becan?) 

besides...if I didn't exist - how could I tell you I didn't exist?

Oh, you could tell me.  I have lots and lots of non-existent people telling me things all the time.  I try not to discriminate against them.  That's Existenceism, and it's wrong.

What about existential Becan?