Girls?  They let girls in to watch you play???

I used to score them all the time from the stage.....often engaging in conversations during songs and drum solos with the other band members..... it went something like this:

"Hey that one is an 8" 
"no... I'd give her an 8.5"
"wait.... there's a 9 over there ..... wonder if the 4 is with her...?"
"I hope not.... hey... there's another 8 on the back corner of the dance floor...." 
" yep... got her"

chauvinistic?.... perhaps, but entertaining. 

this is the truth>>>>  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zDGqLyTNy0

It's great Off!And YES, It's the reason I play! I get them to follow me home then I have them clean my house make the beds. And then there's the ones you meet on break. I have them do my(pay bills) finances and then there's the ones you meet before the gigs and I have them come over and be bartender for me and my friends. By the end of the night after scoping out all the best chicks then you have to pick a couple(since I Am getting a little older I prefer no more than 3) to satisfy all my needs in the bedroom, hot tub, lawn, kitchen table and or attic!  It's great Off! 

If by "score" you mean go him with The Lovely Lady (who was at the gig with me), then 100%.

The last thing I gigged was a bullfrog so ... you figure it out.
 
J

djwayne


Well if you seen the pisspoor selection of groupies I attract, you'd understand why I don't play out anymore. It's sad, really sad.

those ones?

More like this one.....
 

djwayne


More like this one.....
 

 
 
I feel your pain...it could be worse, you could be me....I usually get my pick of any dude in the audience....darn guitar players! You gotta be the singer to get the girls...so I tried my hand at that...no change. I've accepted that though I'm completely straight, I'm a dude magnet. :( It's ok though...I'd rather have a bunch of dudes in the audience than none at all.
 
Sike, I'm sort of kidding. I get as much of the ladies checking out the show as I do the guys. If I wasn't careful and so against the whole "go for groupies" thing, I'd probably be a walking disease. If ya wanna get chicks, get into body-building and look like a mens catelog model...you don't have to be big, just ripped up and toned. You won't even need a guitar. :) Just keep in mind...guitar is primarlily a dude instrument. Though chics play and love it, the better you play guitar, the more it attracts the guys. If you are a good looking dude that is also an entertainer, then you got a better shot at landing a few chics.
 
If you REALLY wanna land chics though...especially the young ones, don't take a shower, don't wash or style your hair, and get tats and piercings all over and you'll be the pied piper. :)
 
-Danny

I usually get my pick of any dude in the audience....darn guitar players!

 Hahaha, I just spit coffee out my nose. Strange because I haven't had a cup since 10AM.  


Mike

Danny Danzi

Just keep in mind...guitar is primarlily a dude instrument. Though chics play and love it, the better you play guitar, the more it attracts the guys. If you are a good looking dude that is also an entertainer, then you got a better shot at landing a few chics. 

       

That's why I bought a keytar to be more like  dude LOL


 

p.s.
you mean keyboard players ate usually gays?