Old55
SteveStrummerUK
Has anyone mentioned "Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking" yet?
I think I would have remembered if it was. No, it has not been mentioned. Nor has cow insemination been submitted.
Along with Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking, the
1500m Cow Insemination Relay forms part of the 'Farmyard' Pentathlon.
Performing any of the five disciplines will get you arrested in most civilised countries. Except Wales.