2012/08/05 17:03:15
SteveStrummerUK
jamesg1213


Nitpicking Pedanthlon.

 
I'm a shoe-in to podium in that particular event
 
 
2012/08/05 17:07:45
SteveStrummerUK

One-handed Christmas prezzie wrapping.
2012/08/05 17:41:22
SteveStrummerUK
Old55


Lawn Darts.  

 
How do you sharpen a lawn Jan
2012/08/05 21:55:18
Old55
SteveStrummerUK


Old55


SteveStrummerUK



Has anyone mentioned "Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking" yet?



 I think I would have remembered if it was.  No, it has not been mentioned.  Nor has cow insemination been submitted.  

 
Along with Pro-Celebrity Freestyle Synchronised Bull Wanking, the 1500m Cow Insemination Relay forms part of the 'Farmyard' Pentathlon.
 
Performing any of the five disciplines will get you arrested in most civilised countries. Except Wales.
 
 
 
 I saw a veterinarian inseminate a cow once.  It didn't look like it was all that much fun--even for Wales.  I guess I was a voyeur that time.   

2012/08/05 21:57:55
Old55
SteveStrummerUK


Old55


Lawn Darts.  

 
How do you sharpen a lawn Jan

  I live in an apartment.  I don't have to sharpen the lawn.  
2012/08/05 22:23:50
Old55
Sheep shearing marathon.  
2012/08/05 22:26:43
Old55
800m Zamboni race.  
2012/08/06 08:57:58
Old55
100m Bottle Tossing
2012/08/06 09:02:30
jamesg1213
Fart Skinning. (see 'Techniques')
2012/08/06 09:20:20
Jonbouy
Toad Sexing.
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