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400 becan freestyle relay?

Good idea, Beagle, but I'm not so sure about this one.  If you were the first guy in the relay--would you really give the becan to the second guy?  Neither would I.  

The "relay" would be for the guy without the becan to catch the guy WITH the becan and take it away from him.  then the guy who no longer has the becan would pursue the one who just took the becan and retrieve said becan.
 
the race is over when all of the becan has been consumed.  Gold for the one who eats ALL the becan without letting the other guy get it in the first place.

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Beagle, that race would end far too quickly for the 2nd person to have a chance.  We'd need super slo-mo cameras to catch the action.

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Old55

Beagle


400 becan freestyle relay?

Good idea, Beagle, but I'm not so sure about this one.  If you were the first guy in the relay--would you really give the becan to the second guy?  Neither would I.  

The "relay" would be for the guy without the becan to catch the guy WITH the becan and take it away from him.  then the guy who no longer has the becan would pursue the one who just took the becan and retrieve said becan.
 
the race is over when all of the becan has been consumed.  Gold for the one who eats ALL the becan without letting the other guy get it in the first place.

If I was the guys with the becan, I'd forfeit the relay.  

That becan relay might be brief--but it would be entertaining.  Like piranha feeding. 

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