Hi,
Guy Guden in his old Space Pirate Radio show had a very good one ... it was called "Philosophical Bowling" ... and each character would throw the bowling ball and (of course) expound their theories with it ... so you had Marx, Moliere (whose tights ripped in the middle of it), Sartre, Shakespeare, Mozart, Woody Allen, and many others ... unffortunately this was before the time of Bapu and his philosophy ... because I was going to suggest Guy update that with Bapu's line ... "all moobs have mooch and they love becan'ing"