Just Petitioned the Queen to become a Knight.

2012/08/10 15:08:34

Wookiee

Mooch4056

Wookiee

Are you a resident of the United Kingdom?

McCartney lets me use his address as "resident"

How many months of the year and are you an naturalised as a British subject?

2012/08/10 19:37:50

jbow

(whispers) Careful with that sword, Elizabeth.... ahhhhhhgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

J

2012/08/10 20:03:03

Crg

I'm sure she'll get a good laugh out of it. Did you enclose a check for 1,000,000 lbs?

2012/08/10 21:16:38

Jonbouy

Mooch, I just had Liz round for the usual tea and cucumber sandwiches.

We got talking and I asked her about your knighthood and she said "What's a Mooch?"

So, if you don't hear back in the next couple of weeks remind me and I'll push her on it.

HTH

2012/08/11 00:42:03

57Gregy

Jonbouy

Mooch, I just had Liz round for the usual tea and cucumber sandwiches.

We got talking and I asked her about your knighthood and she said "What's a Mooch?"

So, if you don't hear back in the next couple of weeks remind me and I'll push her on it.

HTH

How do you get the tea to stay on the bread?

2012/08/11 05:40:46

craigb

Mooch4056

This is going to be so cool. I can see it now.

Sir Paul Anthony.

Can't wait!

So glad that you got that off your chess.

2012/08/11 07:21:28

Jonbouy

57Gregy

Jonbouy

Mooch, I just had Liz round for the usual tea and cucumber sandwiches.

We got talking and I asked her about your knighthood and she said "What's a Mooch?"

So, if you don't hear back in the next couple of weeks remind me and I'll push her on it.

HTH

How do you get the tea to stay on the bread?

One dunks it dear chap.

Mooch won't be in line for a knighthood until he learns to dunk his sammiches.

2012/08/11 08:05:36

SteveStrummerUK

And after one has concluded dunking, it is considered very poor form to wipe it on one's curtains.

2012/08/11 10:17:38

Old55

Don't forget to say "Your Highness" after you yell Hound Dog!

2012/08/12 01:16:56

57Gregy

Jonbouy

57Gregy

Jonbouy

Mooch, I just had Liz round for the usual tea and cucumber sandwiches.

We got talking and I asked her about your knighthood and she said "What's a Mooch?"

So, if you don't hear back in the next couple of weeks remind me and I'll push her on it.

HTH

How do you get the tea to stay on the bread?

One dunks it dear chap.

Wouldn't that make it a cucumber scone?

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