I have come to realize that I need to massively increase my fees.  Fees like:
 
Idle fee
Wasting time fee
Break time fee
Fixing computer fee
Non-production fee
Handling fee
Glove fee for the handling fee
Excessive handling fee
Haz mat fee for excessive handling fee (particularly for handling extra Am)
And numerous others.
 
But, two fees confuse me since I am not on the correct side of the pond:
How much is a nicely excessive: fee fi fo fum fee?
And more important what about the last half of that fee: the smelling the blood of an Englishman fee?
 
As I said those fees have me baffled.  I would think that the "blood" fee would be the highest, as that could involve extra safe handling fees, glove fees, excessive haz mat fees, putting oneself at risk fees, etc.
 
Any help would be appreciated (am guessing a "being helpful" fee might be required, but am hoping [perhaps foolishly] not.
 

The thing to remember when assesing Bouy Fees is to always freely give everything you have.

It's the only way I can guarantee you will get the best value.

I can't say fairer than that.

<serious comment> Freely giving is a good thing.

<not so serious comment> Hmm, marketing (scam) idea:

<announcer's voice> "Now, for a limited time only, all tunes are free.  Yes, that's right, free.  Take advantage of this special opportunity.  Indeed, its worth saying again: FREE!!!  Don't miss this once in the next three hours chance.  Never to be repeated (<small print>: within the next 10 days).  <super extra small print> To obtain each free song, a small handling fee of $145,576,689,175,371 will apply. 

Don't forget the Oxygen License--We have to pay that as long a we're breathing.  

The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.

I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.

I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.

I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.

bapu


The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.

I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.

I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.

I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.

Do you have to pay for the deleted posts?

Old55

bapu


The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.

I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.

I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.

I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.

Do you have to pay for the deleted posts?

Now I'll have to earn 3 more days pay after FOREVER just because you brought that up. Thanks buddy.

bapu

Old55

bapu


The other thing about Bouy fees is there's a extra one for very long freds.

I myself have a FSF here in the coffee house.

I owe the Bouy all that I have plus all that I'll make, FOREVER and a day.

I've decided that I'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it.

Do you have to pay for the deleted posts?

Now I'll have to earn 3 more days pay after FOREVER just because you brought that up. Thanks buddy.

I was hoping you'd get a rebate or a discount.  Sorry.  

Yes, the special "discount fee":

We will offer a special -100% deduction of all fees for an unlimited time only!

noldar12


Yes, the special "discount fee":

We will offer a special -100% deduction of all fees for an unlimited time only!

I have a best price policy in place which states that if you can find anything cheaper elsewhere I'll gladly charge twice the difference.

Guaranteed!!!