Jonbouy

noldar12


Yes, the special "discount fee":

We will offer a special -100% deduction of all fees for an unlimited time only!

I have a best price policy in place which states that if you can find anything cheaper elsewhere I'll gladly charge twice the difference.

Guaranteed!!!

THIS, is where the smelling the blood of an Englishman fee comes into play. I doubt it would get any fairer than that.

I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.


I do know that my Chicago teachers pension is going well and I get something like 40k a year starting after I am dead....so I got that going for me  ...which is nice

Mooch4056


I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.

That just means one of two things:


1. You've thrown away the invoices - unopened
2. Your change of address has not taken effect for international mailings

bapu

Mooch4056


I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.

That just means one of two things:


1. You've thrown away the invoices - unopened
2. Your change of address has not taken effect for international mailings

I thought he was denying that he owned johnbouy nothing man!!!? (I always thought of him as johnbouy friendly man!!!)

Ca$h Dawg LLC, © is the American arm of  THEBOUY Ltd, ®  also known as his "bag man".

 Sorry man...after taxes theres nothing left for fees.

Well, in case you were wondering:

All thumbs tax: same cost as the head ache fee for hitting wrong notes when trying any instrument (triple for every Am played). 

Taxing the listeners tax: playing for more than 30 seconds.

Noise polution tax: charged per note played.

Screeching tax: by note, when trying to learn how to use a violin bow.

Tacky tax: playing overplayed substandards or riffs.

Extreme tacky tax: playing overplayed substandards or riffs badly.

Taxing tax: for insisting the owner/store employees actually do something that is helpful, thereby requiring them to make an effort.

Excessive verbage tax: charged per word, demanding owner/store employees say something other than: "Huh?"; "Nope"; "Dunno"; or in a certain other country: "Eh?".

Software knowledge tax: asking for a comment other than: "Protuuls is indstry s'durd."

Trax tax: for recording in the attached recording studio. Charged per 5 seconds, per track.  Stereo track charge is double the mono track charge.

noldar12

Stereo track charge is double the mono track charge. 

Just in case you missed the brew-ha-ha a few weeks back. Mooch knows the difference between stereo and mono. I apparently DO NOT.


Nuff said.

There's always the Fee Waybill.

In case you go down the tubes.





Not sure that came out right.







(She exclaimed)












(waving her wooden leg)


















(more in hope than anger)

Mooch4056


I don't own jonbouy nothin man!! Zip.

See? Mooch is an example of someone paying his fees on time.

Bapu take note.