It's usually at this point where some well-meaning, but utterly clueless guy tries to say something along the lines of, "I think you're all pretty, in your own way..." That's when they turn on him and beat him to a bloody pulp. One then turns to the other, says something along the lines of, "Keep your hands off him, you fat cow!" There's a loud snarl from all sides, a "lively and spirited encounter" breaks out, and a large crowd of guys gathers to watch and comment.
All goes well until one of those guys refers to the event as a Cat Fight. At this point, each of the contestants turn their feral eyes on him and his friends vanish fast enough to rip holes in the space/time continuum.
Someone should probably get a firehose. That should make everything better.