"We'll return you back to the Psychic Waitress competition in a moment. Right now, we've had a break through in the Misquoted Lyrics semi-finals! Just a few moments ago, a loud, extremely obnoxious guy in the next booth lyricted a line from ZZ Top's 'Gimme all your lovin' that would have prouded Jon Anderson. Bubba, we don't know our contestant's name, do we? No, Bubba, but we're sure his name is Glubner Numpte. Here's what happened.
"The Psychic Waitress had just delivered the order she thought Glubner might have requested when Glubner asked her if she knew Ed and if she had any idea how one would strike someone with a tunnel. The part of her brain that gets desert orders wrong exploded and she asked, 'What?' Oh, No! She Di'n't!!! Yes, and we had agreed not to use that phrase anymore. Let's replay his answer.
"'You know? That song by ZZ Top? [sings off-key at 110db] You gotta whip it up and hit me like a tunnel, Ed...'
"WOW! That may just move him up in the standings! He nailed that like a welder hitting a three pointer with a stuffed badger eating a cheese danish which contains the detonator that will bring London Bridge falling down!
"Hold on! It sounds like he's going to take another run at it! OOHH!!! He's going deep on this one, Bubba! He's pulling out some Devo. NO!!! Yes, Devo. It appears his earlier misquote has prompted his memory. It appears he's attempting to sing Whip It! This is too awful to keep to ourselves, let's share it with the unsuspecting masses!
"'Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Tatoo your Taffee
It's not too late'
"WOAH!!! Tatoo your Tafee? I think he may have impressed the judges with that one. No matter what the outcome of this competition may be, the name Glubner Numpte is going down in history. And History's not too happy about it, either. Now, back to our coverage of the Psychic Waitress competition featuring Griselda Merwit and our breakfast order!"