so ive been unexpectedly stuck in icu for a few days and here is what I know

there are no nurses in here with overdeveloped upper areas ready to unleash them as soon as possible

there are no rasta orderlies that will share a bud mon

if there are orgies in supply rooms, i aint found em  

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so ive been unexpectedly stuck in icu for a few days and here is what I know

there are no nurses in here with overdeveloped upper areas ready to unleash them as soon as possible

there are no rasta orderlies that will share a bud mon

if there are orgies in supply rooms, i aint found em  

Your sense of humor is intact, Maurice.  I hope you're just hanging around the ICU to amuse yourself. 
 
Best wishes,
Jan

ICU???

Did that replace ICQ?

Usually when I'm in the ICU, Igor keeps going through my things looking for spare parts for "The Master".  He keeps asking me if I'm emotionally attached to my spleen.

It sounds like you may be in the same hospital. 

(The green Jell-O is made of Soylent Green.  It's re-branded under the name, 'I can't believe it's not People!'"  Hint: It's People...)

congestive heart failure

Oh Maurice. I'm so sorry to hear that. Please take care of yourself.

Yes.

For CHF, better stay away from that other stuff you're looking for in the hospital too.

Get well soon!!

Praying for your recovery.  Hope you rest up and come home soon.

Yes, I echo Bubba - prayer for your recovery.  get well soon.

thanks all