Well, the fact that you are still able to post about it is a good thing! I'm guessing the root cause was an alien implant that malfunctioned. I think they owe you your own spaceship to make up for it.
Get well soon! You'll want to be feeling healthy for the end of the world parties later this year.
(Oh yeah, and for Agape, now you'll HAVE to spill the beans - you can't leave us all hangin' here!)