This afternoon, while on a conference call attempting to beat Skip's score, I dreamed that none of my dreams came true.
 
Sadly, when I woke up, I realized that my dream hadn't come true.  Or had it?

UbiquitousBubba


This afternoon, while on a conference call attempting to beat Skip's score, I dreamed that none of my dreams came true.
 
Sadly, when I woke up, I realized that my dream hadn't come true.  Or had it?

Maybe you're still dreaming ?

Just because I'm awake, does not mean I'm not dreaming.

Sadly, however, this is not a dream.  My desk is not made of becan.

I checked.

How did it taste?

UbiquitousBubba


Just because I'm awake, does not mean I'm not dreaming.

Sadly, however, this is not a dream.  My desk is not made of becan.

I checked.

That's part of the dream.

It tasted like cheap wood varnish and old ketchup.  That last part was probably some residual damage from having lunch at my desk a few weeks ago.

Just to be safe, I'm going to go gnaw on a few more things to see if they have a becan flavour.

The stapler does not, by the way.

UbiquitousBubba


It tasted like cheap wood varnish and old ketchup.  That last part was probably some residual damage from having lunch at my desk a few weeks ago.

Just to be safe, I'm going to go gnaw on a few more things to see if they have a becan flavour.

The stapler does not, by the way.

Good to hear X2 doesn't change normal life

Almost everyone has left the office.  I'm prowling the halls now and I'm quite hungry.  The cleaning crew see me coming and run the other way.

They obviously have some snacks.  I'm going to crouch down and use the cubicle walls to conceal my approach.

Shhh!  Be very, very quiet!   Hehehehehehe!

, very quiet of course.

Wow, and here I thought my dream from two days ago was weird.  I dreamt that I had adopted a trained squirrel from a passing circus.  He was really cool!  Then I woke up and realized that I shouldn't take a nap right after eating.

Daryl would have loved that dream.