I want it put publicly on the record that I said "Well done" at the outset.
As in:
Waiter: Oi fatty, how would you like your steak?
At which point, Count Dracula metamorphosizes into a bat and screams "
Not through the heart... not through the heart".

There's a Hollywood script in that Straummy
Sorry for the hijack George...
Over and out from Team UK ........
Straummy has left the building.
Metaphorically speaking of course.
I'm still inside chez Straummy.
I'm not all there....
That didn't come out right
Now why is that bat hovering at my window.........
Probably nothing to worry ab