I just took my pulse and there was noon! This if a shock for me! I was going to have some peanut butter and chocolate syrup. I don't know if I should now. 

Bill. This is Noone

Go ahead Bill!!! Peanut butter & chocolate syrup.......yammy!!!! This should revive you from any condition!!
I'm Alive!!!

bapu


Bill. This is Noone

If that doesn't bring him back to life, nothing will.

Crg

bapu


Bill. This is Noone

If that doesn't bring him back to life, nothing will.

I thought it's what kilt him.

I wonder if he'll try again 12 hours later and find his pulse is now Midnight, ya?

I just took my pulse and there was noon( wow noon is the same forwards or backwards)! This is a shock for me! I  had peanut butter and chocolate syrup and it is midnightish.  Coincidense?

[backs away slowly]

By any chance was that a Peanut Butter, Chocolate Syrup and Brains sandwich?

This moring, did you shuffle or shamble while moaning?  (May not be a definative test...)

Do you look at people now and think, "That would be good in a stew?"  (Again, may not be definative...)

If these answers are yes, then I'm heading for my bunker to wait out the Zombie Apocolypse.  Actually, I'm heading there anyway because I'm hungry now.  I'm not sure why.

That's the third time this month!  

Once......






twice.............









three times azombie??