Unless the attraction is along the lines of, "That would be good in a stew...", you may need to go far, far away. Perhaps a long train ride or a bus trip might be in order. Better yet, travel by boat. Relax, and let the waves roll on by. Read a book. Gorillas in the Mist might not be the best choice, and you should probably leave your Curious George books at home. Forget the book. Just enjoy the boat ride.
Hopefully, you didn't book passage on a banana boat. That could be bad.