Many years ago, I worked at a gas station downtown in Chicago. Cab drivers would come in frequently to gas up, stretch, and air out the back of their cabs. I discovered that some of these people spoke words I thought I knew but in an entirely different manner.
"Eh Eh Eye AH Wuh Reh rer!" (Give me $5 worth of Regular!")
"En Uh Eyetz! En Uh Eyetz!" (Winston Lights! Winston Lights!)
"Ee Yuh!" (Fill 'er Up!)
"Uz Aheeun O Ow Gih Uh Zayuh?" (Does Anyone Know How to Get to Zion?)
"Mah Azz iz Ohn Fahyer!" (Are your seat beads comfortable? Mine appear to be failing in this area.)