My coach says I've got a real shot to medal in the All Around Complete And Total Stupidity competition!

I dunno bout that...

I mite beet you at dat..sumhow....

GO BUBBA! Remember what coach said, "bubba if ya really compete and just bees yourselves I knows ya can get first and second place.
 
 
 
oh...i know, he told me the same thing. :)

 Don't beat yourself up there Bubba. In life I have found that someone else is always more than willing to do that :)>(

The competition is pretty fierce in the Lump O' Lard (Recliner) event.  I don't know if I can podium in that one. 

My Idjit coach keeps telling me that real stupidity takes both Dedication, Hard Work, and an inability to grasp the meaning of the word, "Both".  I don't get it, yet, but I nod and say, "Duuuuhhhhh..."

I think I've got a chance in this event because I recognize the judges.  They all work at the DMV. 

 The fact that you have made it this far says something...I'm not sure what but not everyone makes it to this point.Hold your head high.

To be in the spirt of things it should be "Team CH".

No matter how hard you land on your face, how hard you bounced, or how much structural damage you caused, always throw your hands up in the air.  It's how the crowd knows you stuck the landing.  There are bonus points if your head is firmly embedded in the floor at the time.

Throw your hands in the air....that's the part I was missing...thanks partner.

If moobs were involved, what slogan do we use?

Go Team Bubba
Go Team Bumoobs
Go Team Moobs & Bums