In most other competions, being the only person chanting your own slogan might be embarassing.  Being the only person giving yourself The Wave might be a little sad.  Attempting (and failing) to High Five your imaginary fans might hurt your score.  In this one, it really helps your chances.

From my personal (Gold Medal) experience in these competitions, I'm afraid to say that the thrill of victory is actually a result from the agony of defeat.

Defeat is a relative term I choose to ignore.Defoot is more singular and only needs one sock.

Glyn Barnes


To be in the spirt of things it should be "Team CH".

Zactly!

Go Team CH!!!

We're not a bunch to be medalled with.

Defeat can be very surprising.  Just ask my online avatar.

Have you seen a podiatrist?  That could help with dafeet agony - at least till you get the bill.

Will there be a swimwear competition?

Where?

Mesh


Will there be a swimwear competition?

At Humanity's request, no, there will not be swimwear competition in the traditional sense.  An alternative competition featuring contestants encased in cement and sent to "sleep with the fishes" was proposed, but was quickly rejected by the delegation from Atlantis.

UbiquitousBubba

Mesh


Will there be a swimwear competition?

At Humanity's request, no, there will not be swimwear competition in the traditional sense.  An alternative competition featuring contestants encased in cement and sent to "sleep with the fishes" was proposed, but was quickly rejected by the delegation from Atlantis.

Pfffft......Ariel the mermaid is just jealous.
 
The migration of Beluga's should be an inspiration to all participants.