Ok. It's really quite simple.
First, we get CraigB to use his shovel to tunnel under the walls of Graceland. Beagle can stand guard to make sure no one notices. Jonbouy can use his influence to persuade the Queen to add a weekend in Graceland to her jet-setting itinerary. Upon hearing that the Queen is planning to visit, Patsy Presley will plan to meet her there. Meanwhile, Bub will kidnap the Graceland kitchen staff using only bubble wrap, a stapler, three cherry pits, and a flamethrower. Daryl and his monkeys will watch over our prisoners (and occasionally fling stuff at them). Coffee House operatives will impersonate the kitchen staff with BayouBill posing as the chef. In addition to cleaning out Graceland's supply of becan, the crew will replace Patsy's order of salmon with salmonella. When Patsy heaves buckets, Juliebee will pose as a doctor. This will work because no one ever questions a woman. Well, not more than once, anyway. Juliebee will call for an ambulance, which will arrive immediately. Mesh and Starise will pose as the paramedics. Patsy will get tossed into the back, and our fake paramedics will don sunglasses and drive towards Chicago while dodging the occasional attacks by Nazi extremists and vengeful Country and Western artists. In the event that the plan goes awry, Karyn will cover their exit from a (cow)bell tower. Meanwhile, Sir Strummy eats some vindaloo. Anyway, upon arriving at the wedding site, the ambulance will power slide up to the sidewalk, flinging a projectile puking Patsy Presley out of the back. Before she can react, Bapu will spray her down with a garden hose. Hey, it's a wedding and she'd want to look nice. Bapu and his LL can each take a Presley arm and lead her inside. Sir Strummy, courtesy of his vindaloo, will provide sonic coverage for her "extraneous heaving noises". We want this to be a classy affair after all.
You see, it's not as hard or as complicated as you might think.